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“we will just totally obliterate them.” [Hillary on iran]

So, It could be the fraud trial that nobody is talking about that raises the red flag in our brains about Clinton’s untrustworthiness. I mean, she is a candidate running for the highest office in the nation and all and it doesn’t even get a 30 second spot on Hannity’s show. How much of her $109 million did she slip him to keep it tight lipped? I would point out, let it be Obama due in court, the media would dedicate and entire channel to it (probably FOXnews). I never have understood the “obama” media bias conspiracy. This is the beginning of my not hatred for Hillary… just….

Can we recollect the smooth talking Bill did during the 90’s? We all ate out of this guy’s hand. We said Sista Souljah doesn’t count. We accused rape victims & sexual harassment victims of being liars! “Nooo not Bill,” we decried. Yeah, sure, then we all looked to the ground when Paula Jones filed the lawsuit, when Lewinsky pulled the dress out, when Linda played the tapes, and we even tried to do our best to believe that Bill didn’t inhale. But somewhere deep down, we knew Bill was lying. But we didn’t care, because look at how down to earth he is! Well, now, look what’s happened. Suddenly Bill backpedals more than a circus clown with vertigo on a unicycle. Yet, he expects the American people to still wet their pants over him! The chutzpa. And hardly anyone notices. The guys has to almost scream “affirmative action!” to get any attention at all. Hillary has always been in command.. be we don’t HATE her…

As a side note, don’t you love when people accuse Bill Clinton of being impeached because he cheated? What??… let us all be fair here for a moment.. Bill Clinton was a good president and all but he did not get impeached because of a blow job. Bill Clinton got impeached because he lied about it under oath while at a deposition. That is perjury. And subsequently, his lying played a VAST part in why George Walker Bush got elected. So I am a little angry with Bill.

On that scandal, Hillary is no desperate housewife, baking cookies at home with Chelsea unknowing of whats going on. White Water, the cattle futures “investment”, sitting on the wal-mart defense team, flunking her bar exam, and her travesty called “healthcare” and “experience”. Can you see why we really can’t fathom how Hillary would beat McCain come November? Oh no Hillary, this is no vast right-wing conspiracy honey. It seems nobody even cares about those days anymore.. yet.

Hillary Clinton is mean. A pseudo-feminist. A politician that goes for the throat. She is in this race to win and since the numbers aren’t in her favor, it seems like she is low balling Obama so that he can’t win either. Why? So come 2012, Hillary will have the audacity to cackle with glee, “I told you Obama couldn’t win!” Remember when the Clintons didn’t endorse John Kerry while everyone sat on the sidelines waiting for it? Why do you think that was???.

Look, Elle doesn’t hate Hillary, we only half do. Our moderate-to-republican hubby does hate her though and winces with half-fear and half-agony every time he hears her voice. Elle just kind of nods, knowing that he’s right but also knowing that she is a democrat and she is supposedly representing Elle’s far superior leftist ideology.

And if…. IF she steals the nomination, regardless, we might just have to close our eyes, tap the screen, clench our jaws, and vote for her. That is what scares Elle most. Knowing that we may have to vote for her if she is up against McCain.

We don’t HATE Hillary
It’s just.. We hate the campaign that Hillary has run.

We are angry at Hillary for making this another typical mudslinging year.
We are angry that we have all made this tension between democrats because Hillary made every candidate an opponent, regardless if they were on her side or not.
We are angry that Clinton and her hound dogs think it’s simply vetting when they run negative ads against Obama, yet when he responds, he is the bad guy.

We are angry that Hillary picks where we set the bar (OH, PA,)
We are angry that she refutes the allegation that Obama won TX despite him netting more delegates, and winning the caucas.
We are angry that suddenly FL and MI should count, after knowing the rules, and knowing that Obama wasn’t on the ballot in MI.
We are angry that Hillary claims that Obama is a kid around the political scene, and plays the senior politician bit, lest you ask her the first question.
When did the negativity begin?
Lastly, we are angry at the Clintons for throwing the kitchen sink, for “going there”, when she could have waited for the democrats to line up against a presumptive nominee in order to block these type of attacks by McCain. Instead she threw the very same attacks SOONER, while voters were still in the fog, figuring out who to back.

If the American people deserve to know just why Obama doesn’t wear a lapel pin, why Obama doesn’t raise his hand to his heart for the National Anthem, why Obama was friends with and spirituallly advised by a Black liberation theologian who quoted Hamas on a church bulletin and who is friends with Farrakhan, don’t the American people deserve to remember all the scandals that have never cleared the Clinton name? Elle Review thinks so..

Obama hasn’t gone “there”. He never mentioned Bosnia. He never mentioned whitewater and how files went missing for weeks on end and suddenly appeared in Hillary’s bedroom. He never asked about Maggie Williams, Clinton’s long time friend and campaign manager, who was seen exiting Vince Foster’s office (connected to Watergate) with files right after his suicide.
We are indignant about Clinton.

To Elle, Hillary is purgatory. Not as bad as McCain.. but still…
We want to let the questions in our mind slide under the rug, but now most of all, what we want is for Barack to just go on ahead and “go there.”